Dear Taliban,
Thank you for your letter to the American people.
As one person in the United States I cannot offer you a representative reply on behalf of all of us. Nor can I use polls to tell you what my fellow Americans think, because, as far as I know, polling companies haven’t asked the U.S. public about the war on your country in years. Possible explanations for this include:
- We have several other wars going on, and the blowback includes a lot of self-inflicted mass-shootings.
- Too many wars at a time doesn’t make the most desired packaging for advertisements.
- Our previous president announced that your war was over.
- Many here actually think it is over, which makes them useless for polling on the topic of ending it.
I do want to let you know that some of us saw your letter, that some news outlets reported on it, that people have

