Obama Speech in Six Lines
Ho Hum. Yet another problem we're handling brilliantly with the very top experts, so you riff raff can calm down.
It's perfectly safe to breathe the chemicals.
The national guard is busy elsewhere but we'll let the Navy run the crowd control, I mean cleanup.
BP will pay everybody, unless they refuse to. But no prosecutions while we're looking forward.
Except for in the deepest water for 6 months, it's drill baby drill.
Oil is going to kill us all. Anybody have any ideas?