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Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?


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Exellent - I laughed out loud.

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  • A: 130,000. First you have to mass the troops, then, after breaking the first twenty bulbs because you didn't have enough staffing who could read Arabic, you can protect the perimeter and secure the oil wells that supply the power to light the bulb. What, you didn't think oil was involved?
  • A: We don't know how to replace it. But it's not our fault. Clinton was the one who broke it.
  • A: You read by the bulb you have, not the one you would like to have.
  • A: One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a stepladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;
  • A: One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark
  • A: One to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country

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